For fuck sake..
you just have to laugh.
What other choice do i have?
As long as you look at it the right way,
any situation can be turned into a crease..
I might be sittin' in a stinkin' jail cell,
away from life, civilians and freedom,
but fuck, sometimes it's funny as hell..
Real talk, i don't think i've laughed this much in years..
Everybody knows they ain't goin' nowhere
for the time being, so why not make the most of it?
nobody wants to be here.
Nobody wants to be surrounded by pure sausage,
forced to consume rotting dog flesh.
No human being aspires to be treated as live-stock,
but while in this predicament, why not make the most of it?
Whether your time is spent in a shallow puddle of self pity and misery
or learning, growing, maturing and getting yourself physically and mentally
ready for the next chapter in your life,
it's up to you..
Neither path will get you out any quicker,
but one of them will certainly help make
the time easier..
we're locked the fuck down..
..Which is dry,
we're supposed to be out, it's getting late and
this is the time when we get to make phone calls,
send emails and do a little evening shmoozing before
getting locked in for the night..
All you can hear is 60+ inmates kicking and punching their doors,
shouting at the top of their voices at the guards..
"OPEN THE DOOR YOU FUCKIN' BUM BITCH!"
"AHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
The guard is running around trying to catch people hurling insults,
"GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP YOU STUPID FUCKS!"
I'm sitting here,
witnessing all this ultra stupid fuckrie with
little interest in participation..
I could be annoyed,
i wanted to take a shower, check my emails
and make a quick phone call..
Or i can sit here,
relax, accept the realistic premisre that we ain't
getting out for shit tonight and continue laughing at the bald,
toothless croan in the opposite cell.
He's voicing his frustration, as usual,
by headbutting the window screaming,
"YOU FUCKIN' BUM BITCH, I WOULDN'T LET YOU
WALK MY FUCKIN' DOG! BITCH!"
My cellie is lying on his bed,
calmly reading a book..
"Yo timdog, 97.7 FM, this that N****R, freaky Teddy Pendergast"