Things are very hard at the moment.
Despite being in federal prison, things were starting to get better..
Then SUPRISE SUPRISE!
Life decided to take a lamb bhuna shit all over me...asif there wasn't
enough fecal matter in my life already, i am now absolutely drowning
in shit, everytime i try to grasp for air i am forced to chew on nutty
logs until i puke all over myself...
Every morning when i wake, as soon as my eyes open,
the same old crap...
I am confronted by the sagging asshole of life, winking, cheeks spread
apart, slowly squeezing a scatty lionbar over my face like a shit moustache..
They might as well turn the cell above mine into a Turkish toilet, cut a hole
in the floor, aim it at my head, and line up people to continually splatter my
bonce with white hot explosive diarria...
Whenever anyone asks me 'what's new?', i usually reply "same old shit"
My freind Biz gave me an interesting reply..
"Nah dude, it's never the same shit..unless you're eating your own shit..
Different shit, same toilet."