Sunday 30 January 2011

He's a serial jerk off artist

My dude terrell put a 'cop out' in last August to move floors,
but nothing ever came of it. After that, he had decided to stay..I mean he was living in Brooklyn,
why the fuck would he want to move!? Especially as his original 'plea' was to move to the 11th floor,
which is known as Russia..cold, vast, unconquerable..
 Out of the blue, the councillor tells him to pack his shit up and go..which is fucking dry!
T is a good freind of mine, and has helped me a lot in here..whether it's been with good advice,
or just listening to my bullshit, dude has been cool..But you can't argue though, when you're told to move,
you gotta go..so i help him pack up, and off he goes to the 11th floor...

..When someone goes, you can bet that in the same day, someone will be coming back to fill their spot.
Their is no end to inmates that need to be in general population..

 So, 'Rells replacement comes. The dude looks like a fucking paedophile, like, seriously, you wouldn't trust
this guy for a second. And that's just from what he looks like..
 Sha has some information on him...
"he's a serial jerk off artist"
what?
"he hides in cupboards and in other places, and jerks off while the female staff is on duty"
..Nice to know!

 So anyway, Sha is in the office talking to the councillor, and this dude takes it upon himself to walk in the door,
stand at the back of the room, and listen to his conversation..not a good mood.
 When he's done, Sha just walks up to the guy, and stands next to him. Doesn't move. When the councillor asks why Sha is still in the office, he simply replies
"I'm waiting for this clown to open his mouth so i can throw him through the fucking window"
He ain't joking either. The councillor manages to calm him down, and send the bug eyed freak to his cell..
 Later that day, Sha catches up with him...he explains that the gentlemans conduct was very rude, and that this kind of behaviour doesn't go unpunished...he apologizes profusely, explaining he meant no harm, and would never mean to disrespect a man of Sha's reputation...he accepts the apology..
 Then someone overhears the dude talking to the councillor later that day...
"i almost flipped on that big motherfucker"
..oh dear..oh dear oh dear oh dear..

 I'm standing with Sha and one of his partners comes over and informs him of what this guy said about him, followed by
"Yo son, let's go break this n****r up"
 I heard a lot of crashing and gurgling coming from upstairs earlier today, and i havn't seen the serial wanker since..
..Nevermind eh..

2 comments:

  1. Hey mate got linked to your blog this afternoon, been sitting here for the last 3 hours reading all your blogs. Great read, wish you all the best on the inside. will deff send you some pics of melbourne art peace.

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